D for Defense: Hello foreign people!
Every new keystroke opens new posibilities, a whole new range of trends that guide our steps, free will is only a mirage. Freedom of choice doesn't exist.
When a sugestion is repeated a thousand times it becomes an imposition. The influence of these constant micro impacts over our ability to choose is guiding society to a single brainwashed thought.
We trust all our information to a company in exchange for a perception of freedom in our searches. Well, that and free email. Also a neverending repository with publications and videos... And a detailed mapping of the whole globe. And blogs. And... But let's not get sidetracked, they are the ones making a fortune. This makes us realize the inmense value and influence of the shown results that we didn't even ask for. Well versed minds call this "Attention Economy".
We mustn't underestimate the impact of these small viewings have in our subconscious. We are continually bombed by these messages. And we end up following them.
And sometimes what we find fits what we were looking for.
Until it reaches a point in which you can't deny the manipulation.
Seven simple keystrokes in the most popular webpage in the world reveal a shocking message, a cruel joke that attacks the most basic human dignity. That's why all of us that have sometime looked for information related with our favorite author have ended up visiting The 40 Worst Rob Liefeld Drawings.
In this webpage we find out that some guys called Hanstock and B have dedicated their time to the useless task of tracing ROB!'s graphic work looking for any image that they can use for a joke. And because ROB! is generous they have succeded in twisting the greatness of his work with a sickening analysis in a series of texts that only shows their disgusting jelousy.
Think this for a minute. Adult men that invest their time and efford in the ridiculous task of defending the indefendable. Isn't it sick?
But the important question is: are we going to allow it?
And the obvious answer is NO.
That is why our Organization asked the most illustrious minds of internet to join us in the preparation of a counter attack, using lucid, clear and inteligent defense texts that reply to each and every stupid argument found in that webpage. To show them again that the pen is always stronger than the sword (even if it's Conan's).
As I was saying we contacted with the best the internet has to offer, but after many months without an answer we finally had to do the job ourselves.
And this is why, dear disciples, that from this day we start what will be a series of 40 reference texts to do justice. Every sunday (as sunday is the day of our LÖRD!) you will be given a Defense to the offensive words from those kids of Progressive Boing. Even if it arrives too late every action has a reaction.
We start soon, very soon, be ready.(Ok, to tell you the truth we already wrote and published these texts during the last two years, although its difusion was limited, due to language issues, to the Spaniard community. It had a great success and feedback -maybe we are lying, but you can not prove it, this is why we love Internet- and we were asked
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Hey, that is great! Your web will be now the milk on scooter and finally known worldwide! My only doubt now is: what happen if I click on that "Do you speak English? Click Here!"? Will it be a metalanguage post?
Enviado por Radar | 1 de Enero 2012 a las 03:43 PM
>2012
>Not using DuckDuckGo or Ixquick
I seriously hope you guys don't do this.
Enviado por John Space | 1 de Enero 2012 a las 03:52 PM
Today is raining a lot in Galicia. My father is in the bedroom and my mother is in the living room.
My name is Ralph.
Enviado por Sputnik | 1 de Enero 2012 a las 04:05 PM
The rain in Spain falls mainly in the plain.
Enviado por Xum | 1 de Enero 2012 a las 04:55 PM
I don't give a fuck
Enviado por SedueRey | 1 de Enero 2012 a las 05:05 PM
I don't give a fuck
Enviado por SedueRey | 1 de Enero 2012 a las 05:05 PM
My taylor is rich, and my mother is a teacher.
Enviado por JotaceDT | 1 de Enero 2012 a las 07:40 PM
Marrie me, mr. JotaceDT.
Obviosly if your father is rich (and taylor).
Enviado por Poor Girl | 1 de Enero 2012 a las 08:45 PM
I'm not sure if I am understanding the joke,but I like it,anyway.
Enviado por Gambiteer | 1 de Enero 2012 a las 09:22 PM
"(ADLO!, blogueros, twitteros, lectores en general)"
Ah, ¿Y no contáis con los libreros?. Menuda forma de felicitarnos el año... ¡Cabritos!
Enviado por Kiko McClane | 2 de Enero 2012 a las 01:19 AM
OMG!!!!!! This is sooooo funny!!!!!
Did you tell ROB! already???
Enviado por Erk Lazer | 2 de Enero 2012 a las 07:26 AM
GNOL EVIL BOR!
Enviado por Hellrider | 2 de Enero 2012 a las 02:06 PM
As usual you show your perennial neocolonialistic mindset in posting these texts ina foreing languaje BEFORE translating them to other national ones like guanche, for example. You still hate us canarian islanders for being better than you.
By chance, do you know Mark Millar?
Enviado por E. Martín | 2 de Enero 2012 a las 02:16 PM
The only thing i can think of is AWESOME!!!
Your hard work will be see in future generations like an example of Mariano Rajoy's changes on the spanish society.
Will you ask for a contribution like the medical bills on Catalonia?
Enviado por no te lo digo | 3 de Enero 2012 a las 12:57 AM
"Will you ask for a contribution like the medical bills on Catalonia?"
We even have the slogan: "Pay, pal"
Enviado por J Calduch | 3 de Enero 2012 a las 11:23 AM
Jo, and I was going to ask you forgiveness for linkng the blog to ROB!'s page in TVTropes, but then I read, and...
Enjoy the boost! Cherish what little (free) time you'll get from following the link! mwahahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!1!once!1!!1!guán
Enviado por Lequinni | 4 de Enero 2012 a las 04:58 AM
Globalización, mooola
Enviado por chacatl | 4 de Enero 2012 a las 07:35 AM
@Erk I am not sure if ROB! already knows about our adoration towards him. I would tell him but I don't think I am pure enough to engage him in a conversation.
Enviado por Xum | 4 de Enero 2012 a las 06:14 PM